ST MICHAEL FLY FISHERS

  A Premier UK Club

Founded in 1987

A few new jokes from Michael


Why is a fish easy to weigh?…Because it has its own scales

I only fish on days that end in “Y”

Why are fish so clever?

Because they swim in schools

What is the fastest fish in the lake?

The one that got away

Where do fish sleep?

In a river bed

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam!

​​​​

​​

#fishingoneliners #fishingjokes #fishinggags #stmichaelsflyfishing #comedyfishing #smff #fisherman #flyfishing