Q: What do you call a fish that won't shut up?
A: A big-mouthed bass!
Q: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
A: Because Robin ate all the worms!
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a riverbank
Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A: Drop it a line!
Q: Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
A: The bobber shop
Q: What do deers call hunters?
A: Doe foes
Q: Why did the hunter miss his mark?
A: He was not aiming deer
What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with an old pair of trainers, a hook, line and stinker! Why did Batman and Robin quit fishing together, because Robin kept eating all the worms. Why do fish swim in schools? Because they cant walk. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line. Healthy Food - Father shark teaches his son how to eat a human:
First you swim around one time so that a human can see you,
Then you make another circle, but closer, a
Q: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
A: Because they have their own scales!
Q: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?
A: Two fish got battered!
Q: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
A: Something catchy!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
A: A hook, line and stinker!
Q: What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A: A bass guitar
Q: What does every fisherman want?
A: A gillfriend #co
Last week I was on my way home after a day’s fishing when I stopped to refuel the boat. While I was topping up the tank, a scruffy-looking homeless guy wandered over to me. “Been fishing?” he said. “Sure have.” I replied. “It’s alright for you,” he said, “I haven’t been fishing for years. How about giving an old man some money, so I can buy myself a hot dinner?”. I looked at him and was about to reach for my pocket when I hesitated. “Hang on a minute,” I said, “If I give you
Why is a fish easy to weigh?…Because it has its own scales I only fish on days that end in “Y” Why are fish so clever? Because they swim in schools What is the fastest fish in the lake? The one that got away Where do fish sleep? In a river bed What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam! #fishingoneliners #fishingjokes #fishinggags #stmichaelsflyfishing #comedyfishing #smff #fisherman #flyfishing
Q) What is an eel’s favorite dance?
A)The conger Q) What do you call a fish without an eye?
A) A fsh Q) Why didn’t the prawn share his toys?
A)He was a little shellfish Q) What fish is a serial killer?
A)Jack the Kipper #comedyfishing #comedy #smff #fishingjokes #flyfishing #fishing #fishingcartoons #stmichaelsflyfishing #flyfishing #fishinghumour #fishinggags
You feel have the feal for the snake! Watch the video to see what happens! #billdance #BillDancesClassicBloopers #BillDancesHilariousGoofUpsandFunnyMoments #funnyfishingvideo #fisherman #bloopersvideo #fishinggags #snake #comedyfishing
It's been a while since the jokes have flowed so here are some images to get you chuckling! #fishinggags #flyfishing #stmichaelsflyfishing #fishinghumour #fishingcartoons #fishingjokes #jokes #flyfishing #humour #fishing