Last week I was on my way home after a day’s fishing when I stopped to refuel the boat. While I was topping up the tank, a scruffy-looking homeless guy wandered over to me. “Been fishing?” he said. “Sure have.” I replied. “It’s alright for you,” he said, “I haven’t been fishing for years. How about giving an old man some money, so I can buy myself a hot dinner?”. I looked at him and was about to reach for my pocket when I hesitated. “Hang on a minute,” I said, “If I give you
Why is a fish easy to weigh?…Because it has its own scales I only fish on days that end in “Y” Why are fish so clever? Because they swim in schools What is the fastest fish in the lake? The one that got away Where do fish sleep? In a river bed What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam! #fishingoneliners #fishingjokes #fishinggags #stmichaelsflyfishing #comedyfishing #smff #fisherman #flyfishing
Q) What is an eel’s favorite dance?
A)The conger Q) What do you call a fish without an eye?
A) A fsh Q) Why didn’t the prawn share his toys?
A)He was a little shellfish Q) What fish is a serial killer?
A)Jack the Kipper #comedyfishing #comedy #smff #fishingjokes #flyfishing #fishing #fishingcartoons #stmichaelsflyfishing #flyfishing #fishinghumour #fishinggags
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount
It's been a while since the jokes have flowed so here are some images to get you chuckling! #fishinggags #flyfishing #stmichaelsflyfishing #fishinghumour #fishingcartoons #fishingjokes #jokes #flyfishing #humour #fishing
Textbook landing by Peter Wilson aided by David Broome at Avon Springs on March 21st 2015. As George was absent Peter unfettered by interferance was able to bag up by 11am! #AvonSprings #flyfishing #stmichaelsflyfishing #fishing #fisherman
A great comment from Bill on Saturday 🐟 George asked: Hi Bill how are you doing ,caught many fish today. Bill reply None so far. George What fly's have you used ? Bill Every one that does'nt work!! #flyfishing #fishing #humour #jokes #stmichaelsflyfishing #fishingjokes #fisherman
What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish! What is the fastest freshwater fish? The one that got away! Man says to Fisherman; “is this river any good for fish?” Fisherman; “it must be. I cant get any of the to leave it!” Once upon a time a man asked a girl to marry him. The girl said, “No way!” and the man lived happily ever after and went fishing a lot and hunted and played golf and drank