ST MICHAEL FLY FISHERS

  A Premier UK Club

Founded in 1987

February 28, 2019

Q: What do you call a fish that won't shut up? 
A: A big-mouthed bass! 

Q: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together? 
A: Because Robin ate all the worms! 

Q: Where do fish keep their money? 
A: In a riverbank 

Q: How do you communicate with a fish? 
A: D...

February 20, 2019

  1. What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with an old pair of trainers, a  hook, line and stinker!

  2. Why did Batman and Robin quit fishing together, because Robin kept eating all the worms.

  3. Why do fish swim in schools?      Because they cant walk....

February 11, 2019

Q: Why is it so easy to weigh fish? 
A: Because they have their own scales! 

Q: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant? 
A: Two fish got battered! 

Q: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? 
A: Something catchy! 

Q: What do you get wh...

October 23, 2016

Last week I was on my way home after a day’s fishing when I stopped to refuel the boat. While I was topping up the tank, a scruffy-looking homeless guy wandered over to me.

“Been fishing?” he said.

“Sure have.” I replied.

“It’s alright for you,” he said, “I haven’t been f...

September 30, 2016

Why is a fish easy to weigh?…Because it has its own scales

I only fish on days that end in “Y”

Why are fish so clever?

Because they swim in schools

What is the fastest fish in the lake?

The one that got away

Where do fish sleep?

In a river bed

What did the fish say when it swa...

May 23, 2016

Q)  What is an eel’s favorite dance?
A)The conger

 

Q)  What do you call a fish without an eye?
A) A fsh

 

Q)  Why didn’t the prawn share his toys?
A)He was a little shellfish

 

Q)  What fish is a serial killer?
A)Jack the Kipper

 

March 15, 2016

What did the fish say when he posted bail?

"I'm off the hook!"

 

 

Why don't fish like basketball?

Cause they're afraid of the net.

 

 

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

 

 

What do you call a fish with a tie?

soFISHticated

 

 

What do you get when you cross a banker with...

March 3, 2016

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.

 

He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather

forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was

no chance of rain in the coming days.

 

So the king went fishing wit...

February 28, 2016

You feel have the feal for the snake! Watch the video to see what happens!

 

 

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