A Premier UK Club
Founded in 1987
March 31, 2020
February 28, 2019
Q: What do you call a fish that won't shut up?
A: A big-mouthed bass!
Q: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
A: Because Robin ate all the worms!
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a riverbank
Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
February 20, 2019
What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with an old pair of trainers, a hook, line and stinker!
Why did Batman and Robin quit fishing together, because Robin kept eating all the worms.
Why do fish swim in schools? Because they cant walk....
February 11, 2019
Q: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
A: Because they have their own scales!
Q: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?
A: Two fish got battered!
Q: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
A: Something catchy!
Q: What do you get wh...
October 23, 2016
Last week I was on my way home after a day’s fishing when I stopped to refuel the boat. While I was topping up the tank, a scruffy-looking homeless guy wandered over to me.
“Been fishing?” he said.
“Sure have.” I replied.
“It’s alright for you,” he said, “I haven’t been f...
September 30, 2016
Why is a fish easy to weigh?…Because it has its own scales
I only fish on days that end in “Y”
Why are fish so clever?
Because they swim in schools
What is the fastest fish in the lake?
The one that got away
Where do fish sleep?
In a river bed
What did the fish say when it swa...
May 23, 2016
Q) What is an eel’s favorite dance?
Q) What do you call a fish without an eye?
A) A fsh
Q) Why didn’t the prawn share his toys?
A)He was a little shellfish
Q) What fish is a serial killer?
A)Jack the Kipper
March 15, 2016
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
"I'm off the hook!"
Why don't fish like basketball?
Cause they're afraid of the net.
Which fish can perform operations?
What do you call a fish with a tie?
What do you get when you cross a banker with...
March 3, 2016
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.
He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather
forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was
no chance of rain in the coming days.
So the king went fishing wit...
February 28, 2016
You feel have the feal for the snake! Watch the video to see what happens!
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Welcome to our first ever blog!
March 6, 2015
It's time for some new fishing gags!
Have you heard these ones before?
A few jokes from the team!
A few new gags!
When you give up fishing...!
A few new jokes from Michael
Lets get some more laughs in!
A few 1 liners to learn for the pub!
Not strictly related to fishing, but quite amusing...
The final video in the series of Bill Dance & his hilarious Bloopers!
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Bill Dance's Classic Bloopers
Bill Dance's Hilarious Goof Ups and Funny Moments