ST MICHAEL FLY FISHERS

  A Premier UK Club

Founded in 1987

Have you heard these ones before?


Q: What do you call a fish that won't shut up? A: A big-mouthed bass! Q: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together? A: Because Robin ate all the worms! Q: Where do fish keep their money? A: In a riverbank Q: How do you communicate with a fish? A: Drop it a line! Q: Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut? A: The bobber shop Q: What do deers call hunters? A: Doe foes Q: Why did the hunter miss his mark? A: He was not aiming deerectly for it. Q: Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party? A: His nearest and deer-est friends Q: Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark? A: He had only two worms

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