ST MICHAEL FLY FISHERS

  A Premier UK Club

Founded in 1987

A few jokes from Joe


What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!

What is the fastest freshwater fish? The one that got away!

Man says to Fisherman; “is this river any good for fish?”

Fisherman; “it must be. I cant get any of the to leave it!”

Once upon a time a man asked a girl to marry him. The girl said, “No way!” and the man lived happily ever after and went fishing a lot and hunted and played golf and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

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