Last week I was on my way home after a day’s fishing when I stopped to refuel the boat. While I was topping up the tank, a scruffy-looking homeless guy wandered over to me. “Been fishing?” he said. “Sure have.” I replied. “It’s alright for you,” he said, “I haven’t been fishing for years. How about giving an old man some money, so I can buy myself a hot dinner?”. I looked at him and was about to reach for my pocket when I hesitated. “Hang on a minute,” I said, “If I give you
Q) What is an eel’s favorite dance?
A)The conger Q) What do you call a fish without an eye?
A) A fsh Q) Why didn’t the prawn share his toys?
A)He was a little shellfish Q) What fish is a serial killer?
A)Jack the Kipper #comedyfishing #comedy #smff #fishingjokes #flyfishing #fishing #fishingcartoons #stmichaelsflyfishing #flyfishing #fishinghumour #fishinggags
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount
It's been a while since the jokes have flowed so here are some images to get you chuckling! #fishinggags #flyfishing #stmichaelsflyfishing #fishinghumour #fishingcartoons #fishingjokes #jokes #flyfishing #humour #fishing
Textbook landing by Peter Wilson aided by David Broome at Avon Springs on March 21st 2015. As George was absent Peter unfettered by interferance was able to bag up by 11am! #AvonSprings #flyfishing #stmichaelsflyfishing #fishing #fisherman
A great comment from Bill on Saturday 🐟 George asked: Hi Bill how are you doing ,caught many fish today. Bill reply None so far. George What fly's have you used ? Bill Every one that does'nt work!! #flyfishing #fishing #humour #jokes #stmichaelsflyfishing #fishingjokes #fisherman
Here at SMFF we like to have a laugh and not take life too seriously. We send out weekly jokes to our members by email but we will also be adding different jokes, stories and thoughts to our blog. It will also be light hearted and good humoured so do come back each month to read and share our most recent posts. Here are a couple of things that have made us laugh this week! #doritos #fishing #fisherman #flyfishing #humour #jokes #fishingjokes #stmichaelsflyfishing