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Have you heard these ones before?
February 28, 2019
A few jokes from the team!
February 20, 2019
A few new gags!
February 11, 2019
When you give up fishing...!
October 23, 2016
A few new jokes from Michael
September 30, 2016
Lets get some more laughs in!
May 23, 2016
A few 1 liners to learn for the pub!
March 15, 2016
Not strictly related to fishing, but quite amusing...
March 3, 2016
The final video in the series of Bill Dance & his hilarious Bloopers!
February 28, 2016
You enjoyed the first few so here is another!
February 18, 2016
Welcome to our first ever blog!
March 6, 2015
June 11, 2015
What do sea monsters eat?Fish and ships.
What do you call a fish with no eye?FSH!!!! (I told you they were bad)
How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut it's nose off
What is the fastest fish in the sea? Go-carp.
What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine? Don't worry, it's only a tin of people.
If fish lived on land, which country would they live in? Finland.
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers? A nervous wreck.
What has big sharp teeth, a tail, scales, and a trunk? A pike going on holiday.
Fly-fisherman's wife: "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend"
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