What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with an old pair of trainers, a hook, line and stinker!
Why did Batman and Robin quit fishing together, because Robin kept eating all the worms.
Why do fish swim in schools? Because they cant walk.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.
Healthy Food - Father shark teaches his son how to eat a human: First you swim around one time so that a human can see you, Then you make another circle, but closer, and then you attack and swallow a human. Little shark asks: "Can't I just attack and swallow? Why make two circles?" Father responds: "You can, but then you will be eating with shit"