What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
What is the fastest freshwater fish? The one that got away!
Man says to Fisherman; “is this river any good for fish?”
Fisherman; “it must be. I cant get any of the to leave it!”
Once upon a time a man asked a girl to marry him. The girl said, “No way!” and the man lived happily ever after and went fishing a lot and hunted and played golf and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END