Game warden: Didn’t you see the no-fishing sign, son? Boy: I’m not fishing, sir. I’m teaching these worms how to swim!
Max: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Nick: Beats me. Max: Something catchy!
John: What is a fish’s favorite show? Don: What? John: “Name That Tuna.”
A.J.: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant? Nico: No, what happened? A.J.: Two fish got battered!